Congratulations! You are listening to the number one smash hit single, "In the Club (The Country Club)", by the world's greatest golf rap duo - THE WOODEN TIGERS. Give yourself a round of applause!
lyrics
TEE UP!
Two to the cup and then a one shot put
caddy come and give me my club
tell me bout the green slopes
tell me bout the wind conditions
I'll be in the country club
sippin' Arnold Palmers
with The Wooden Tigers
The morning dew touches my cleats as I walk up to the first tee
My main man walking to my right, I call him my caddy
With my argyle vest, I'm gonna play my best hitting balls wherever I please
We're the dawn patrol and we're going low, shooting in the 70s
420 par 4, with a dog leg left, smack the ball like I'm Calvin Pete
My caddy hands me my driver with a smile on his face saying, YO, LET THE BIG DOG EAT!
Hogen style wrist flipping with my hand slightly gripping, no need to take a practice swing
Gonna send AIR MAIL, Pro V SET SAIL, ship a package care of VJ Sing
CHORUS
Two to the cup and then a one shot put
caddy come and give me my club
tell me bout the green slopes
tell me bout the wind conditions
I'll be in the country club
sippin' Arnold Palmers
with The Wooden Tigers
My second shot sits fluff on the fairway, not the rough pitching wedge 120 and change
ready to get heavy, I'm intense like Sevee, win a million like I'm Curtis Strange
look at me pivot as I rip out a divot, it's the sweetest shot you've ever seen
backspin flyin', like I ain't even trying, landing pin high onto the green
my caddy goes wild, ball travels in style, trickle down on towards the cup
as I walk up to the green, I can't believe what I'm-a seeing, leaving me about a 2 foot put
gonna mark my ball with the writing on the wall, I can see what is my destiny
it has two wings, and a beak with which it sings, in the club that's called a birdie
CHORUS
Two to the cup and then a one shot put
caddy come and give me my club
tell me bout the green slopes
tell me bout the wind conditions
I'll be in the country club
sippin' Arnold Palmers
with The Wooden Tigers
Chi-Chi's sword had might, Crenshaw's putter was tight, Bobby Jones and Calamity Jane
but I ain't never been yippin', mental game never tripping, putter hard wired into my brain
I take a stroke smooth, club riding in the groove, I feel the break like it is one with my soul
give it a tap, and watch my victory lap, roll around the cup right into the hole!
CHORUS
Two to the cup and then a one shot put
caddy come and give me my club
tell me bout the green slopes
tell me bout the wind conditions
I'll be in the country club
sippin' Arnold Palmers
with The Wooden Tigers
sippin' Arnold Palmers
with The Wooden Tigers
credits
from Hole In One,
track released January 28, 2010
Big Bertha - vox & programming
King Cobra - vox & programming
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